I do not guarantee any shipping time. I, the author, am personally fulfilling these orders. Usually, I keep a small stock on hand, but sometimes there are delays getting more stock. I do promise that when I have the items in hand, I will fulfill the order as quickly as possible.
FOR THE RECORD, WE'RE FAKING IT -- merch will not be available to me until the estimated arrival date of October 28. I will do my best to ship out orders as quickly as possible when they arrive.
Be aware that with travel and holidays coming up, there may be more delays than normal. I always fulfill orders as quickly as I can, but please temper your expectations!
